the news story of the century!

…or at least the year, is apparently the birth of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s twins, an event that may or may not have happened yet.

Sarah Ivens, OK! magazine editor, explains:

“This is an absolutely huge, huge story for us […] Essentially you have two of the most beautiful, famous people in the world. We’ve all seen they’ve had one baby, Shiloh, and it is the coolest, most adorable baby on the planet. And this time they’re having two? It can’t get any better.”

No, indeed.

(cough)