“The Downfall of America?”

That would be homosexuals, of course.

At least that’s what KETK-NBC would like us to believe. The Texas-based NBC affiliate recently aired an amazing fucking segment speculating that The Gays are Taking Over America, and that this will be its downfall.

Not our useless elected officials, not the corrupt corporations that pull their strings, not the increasingly loud bigots who refer to themselves as “voices of reason” amidst the cacophony of “leftist propaganda.” Homosexuals who have jobs in the government.

The compelling cause-effect relationship that is at the root of this hard-hitting bit of reporting goes something like this:

  1. Barack Obama’s administration has appointed more openly gay people than the last two asshats presidents combined.
  2. This recent study, when decontextualized to the point of stupidity by fundamentalist Christian idiots, can be interpreted to mean that twice as many teens are gay than a decade ago.
  3. Therefore, the Obama administration’s tolerance of homosexuality is breeding gayness among our youth, which will, in turn, be “the downfall of America ….(provocative question mark).”

Yes, I know. The logic takes you back to your days in geometry class, when you were learning about laws of equivalent and complementary angles, except that those were mere laws of mathematics, and this here is a law from God.

J.C. has got to be weeping in some toast right now.

Here’s the video, complete with asshole anchors, an asshole correspondent, a 10-second B-roll montage featuring harrowing scenes of happy homosexuals getting married, hugging, and sitting next to each other at what sort of looks like a Bingo hall (thus proving nowhere is safe) that plays on loop for at least four minutes, and a caller segment that kicks in around minute three, the highlight of which occurs at 3:24 when some homophobic cuntbag declares that “we the people doesn’t count anymore.”

While goodness knows we can’t expect better than this bullshit from Texas, we can from NBC, and I encourage any of you who get as blood-boily about this shit as I do to sign the Courage Campaign’s petition to Jeff Zucker and Steve Burke. Cause if they let shit like this happen on their affiliate stations, they’re really just FOX in sheep’s clothing.

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7 responses to ““The Downfall of America?”

  1. “What’s your proof that homosexuality is any more wrong or harmful than heterosexuality?”

    “The bible!”

    Well. Yet another reason to marginalize religion until it means nothing more than the oracles of Delphi mean to the modern age – a curious attraction that leaves you wondering how a society that was so advanced in its science and logic that it still gave regards gods and superstition.

    While atheism and the ‘no religion’ sector of America is growing it ain’t happening fast enough.

  2. Here’s a heartwarming story of a bigot paying the price for the heat of his own words. It’s nice to see people being unafraid to stand up and call these assholes out, and actually get results.

    http://bit.ly/9JCeNJ

  3. Dammit! Who would have thought goons from Texas would have figured out our homosexual agenda first?!? I mean all that book learning those Northeastern elitists have you’d think they would have uncovered our dastardly plot to take over the country and make everyone wear tight fitting pink clothing, dance frequently with arms raised high, and buy expensive, unsensible shoes thus putting an end to American world dominence and respect. Now we need to go with plan B…

  4. Well the UN just voted that Homosexuality should be removed from the list of “reasons not to execute people”. And they’re trying to get a motion passed that it’s illegal to criticize religion.

    What the fuck use is the UN again, and when was it taken over by right-wing extremists?

  5. Wait, is that UN thing true?

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