“Shit My Dad Says”

No, not my dad. This guy’s dad.

A highlight:

“Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn’t stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down.”

(Thanks to Patty O’Toole for the assist.)

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4 responses to ““Shit My Dad Says”

  1. First, this is great. I will read it all. Second, it’s totally unfair to this guys dad. Taking it all out of context. I can only imagine if someone did this to me… or you…

    http://www.twitter.com/stuffjtabzsays (coming soon)

    “I’ll kick that coat-sewing-whore’s ass if you doesn’t stop fucking with you.”

  2. Hehe–
    You know you have to actually start that page now, right?

    “jtabz, unfiltered: now with 50% less tact than in real life!”

  3. “I got mustard for my birthday.”

  4. Um. I totally read this and guffawed out loud in front of everyone at the bus stop.

    (File Under: Awkward situations facilitated by my iPhone.)

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