This is my friend Mike:
Mike has requested that I post an entry about shoes. Pixie shoes.
I know what you’re thinking:
But it’s more along the lines of this:
He says he really wants these shoes, and he wants me to post about them because of their perceived awesomeness, but I suspect it has more to do with making the spider entry go away, or at least move farther down the page.
Particularly because he said, “I really just want the spider to go away.”