Subject lines appearing in my spam folder today:
- Protrude deeper and give pleasure to every woman!
- Become more appetant with females.
- We offer cheap pills from every problem.
- Become macho de luxe
I just can’t get over the first one. How does one “protrude deeper”?
(I realize that, by posing that question, I’m practically taunting some of you to answer it.)
The days of misplacing your puppy are over:
glowing fucking puppy!
Customers who refuse to say tall, venti, grande.
Searches that have led people to this website today include:
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“katy perry” underwear*
zooey deschanel hair
I’m concerned that my blog is leaving these folks feeling unsatisfied. Though it’s good know it needs more girls in underwear!
The results of The Washington Post‘s annual Peep Show contest are in!