Before I retired one of our many refrigerator gems, I thought I would share it with y’all.
I got this flyer in the mail around Thanksgiving. It’s for a high-end lingerie shop.
While you are enjoying all the CAPS being ABUSED for EMPHASIS and the artful incorporation of the ever-appealing verb “scratch,” I invite you to think of what comes to mind when you envision a live turkey. Here’s a close up to assist you in this free association exercise:
Yes, yes. High-end lingerie was the first thing that came to my mind, too.
(For those gluttons for punishment among you, here’s a link to the inside of the flyer. The allusions to “turkey breasts” are, ah, awesome.)