Monthly Archives: June 2008

things younger than John McCain

This is the link that Pat just sent me:

Things younger than John McCain

These are the examples he highlighted:

The zip code is younger than John McCain.
Duct tape is younger than John McCain.
Penicillin is younger than John McCain.
The Golden Gate Bridge is younger than John McCain.

(Also, be sure to check out the “Pat Buchanan is younger than John McCain” entry for a fun little quote involving Gandhi.)

the news story of the century!

…or at least the year, is apparently the birth of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s twins, an event that may or may not have happened yet.

Sarah Ivens, OK! magazine editor, explains:

“This is an absolutely huge, huge story for us […] Essentially you have two of the most beautiful, famous people in the world. We’ve all seen they’ve had one baby, Shiloh, and it is the coolest, most adorable baby on the planet. And this time they’re having two? It can’t get any better.”

No, indeed.

(cough)