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Entries tagged as ‘our broken country!’
Fuck you, Maine
November 4, 2009 · 11 Comments
Categories: News Flashes
Tagged: big ass disappointments, our broken country!, things that make me curse, things that make me sad
Daily Dose of Angry
August 12, 2009 · 7 Comments
Instant Angry: Read this account of a recent town hall meeting on health care.
I mean, fuck.
Seriously?
Obama-as-Hitler posters? Someone yelling at the disabled lady whose insurance dropped her that “I shouldn’t have to pay for your health care”?
Are we really this ugly a nation?
Categories: News Flashes
Tagged: our broken country!, suburban perils, things that make me sad, health care clusterfuck
Train Wreck Series Returns!
July 4, 2009 · 7 Comments
Hey, kids!
The series that brought you Miss South Carolina’s bumbling attempts to discuss foreign policy and Britney Spears’ drunk performance at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards is back, this time with Sarah Palin, the former Republican vice presidential nominee.
I have tried really, really hard to ignore Sarah Palin since the election ended and the immediate threat of her holding national office subsided, but today I have to make an exception because 1) she resigned from her post as governor of Alaska a full year and a half before the end of her term, and 2) she sounded completely bat shit crazy while she was doing it.
Go ahead. Watch it. You know you want to.
Categories: News Flashes · politics schmolitics
Tagged: our broken country!, Palin Schmalin, train wreck series
can we go back to sex and drugs?
May 28, 2009 · 6 Comments
The best Onion article of the year is in today’s online edition of the New York Times.
It’s about the current teenage hugging epidemic. And it’s fucking amazing.

It's 12:30pm. Do you know what your kids are doing?
Some highlights:
Girls embracing girls, girls embracing boys, boys embracing each other — the hug has become the favorite social greeting when teenagers meet or part these days.
Hugging appears to be a grass-roots phenomenon.
A measure of how rapidly the ritual is spreading is that some students complain of peer pressure to hug to fit in.
(And my personal favorite, from Noreen Hanjilian, principal of George G. White High School in Joisey): “It was needless hugging — they are in the hallways before they go to class. It wasn’t a greeting. It was happening all day.”
Categories: News Flashes
Tagged: hugs are scary, journalism fail, our broken country!
Supreme Fail.
May 26, 2009 · 3 Comments
The California Supreme Court has just decided that it’s fine for its legislature to pass laws drafted with the sole purpose of discriminating against people, in direct violation of the state constitution’s equal protection clause.
Meanwhile, on the federal stage, Obama named his Supreme Court Justice pick amidst conservative concerns that she will be inclined to “legislate morality from the bench.”
I think I’m going to throw up in my mouth.
Categories: News Flashes
Tagged: fail, our broken country!, politics schmolitics, Proposition 8
What you don’t know, hurting you
December 20, 2008 · 1 Comment
While all the clean energy folks were still recovering from their Obama-election hangovers, the Bush administration opened–and closed–a 30 day public comment period on a proposition to drill off the shores of Virginia.
The project is now underway.
This reminds me a little of the “public commenting period” earlier this year on a federal rule change that, among other things, aimed to redefine pregnancy as beginning at the point of conception. No one seemed to know about that one, either. I can’t really even begin to articulate how maddening it is that the public isn’t better made aware of these “public” vetting opportunities.
Maybe instead of covering shit like this, CNN and co. can include a section on their websites dedicated to listing rules and policies up for public comment and providing basic ‘how to’ instructions.
Categories: politics schmolitics
Tagged: our broken country!, politics schmolitics, while you were sleeping
makeover time!
October 22, 2008 · Leave a Comment
“What?!” says Palin. “I don’t get to keep them?”
Categories: politics schmolitics
Tagged: our broken country!, fashion!, Palin Schmalin