Poop Club

First rule of poop club is no talking about poop club.

I’m very, very grateful to have friends who know which stories about their kids are for sharing and which ones are not.

You are not all this lucky.

This blog is for you.

overheard at kid-level

My cousin’s 8-year-old daughter Ashley and Kaitlynne, her 4-year-old cousin, during a game of hide-and-seek:

Ashley: Go in the other room and count to 100.
Kaitlynne: I can’t count that high.
Ashley: Um, count to… 19, then.
Kaitlynne: I can’t count that high, either.

David goes to the dentist

I have days like this.
Except I can’t usually blame them on anesthesia.

shakazulu!

On a lighter note…

train wreck series, vol. 3

Don’t feel bad, Kellie Pickler.
I had no idea you were an American Idol alum, a bit of information that I’m sure most 5th graders also know.

Holy Canole

Welcome to the world, Liam Patrick.

Nietzsche Family Circus

Patty referred me to this site before he left for Buffalo last week.

I think this is the best one I’ve gotten so far: