Manties

“Once you try a pair, you will wonder why you never tried them before.”

Indeed.

“he obviously preferred oral sex to oral hygiene”

So, the Village Voice recently posted lots of creepy clips from Bill O’Reilly’s audio book, Those Who Trespass, read by none other than the man himself.

Have fun.

“we’re society’s only protection”

And it’s too bad, too, ’cause I’m not sure these are gonna help us much when Alan Moore goes apeshit on our asses:

Cthulhu is rolling in his watery grave…

But nevermind that, ’cause these are the cutest little gods-o-terror that I’ve ever seen!