Google Image of the Day

In honor of Sesame Street’s 40th birthday, I bring you “puppet magic.”

Where Gob and Franklin were finally free to love like they wanted.

man v. mammoth

Consider this a reblog that defies my lack of tumbr-itude, bsheepies.

“Shit My Dad Says”

No, not my dad. This guy’s dad.

A highlight:

“Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn’t stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down.”

(Thanks to Patty O’Toole for the assist.)

places you shouldn’t be twittering

I’ll spare you the rest of the top 10 list and get right to number 1.

That would be the birthing room. Yes, people. The fucking birthing room.

If you don’t have time to read the whole article, here’s a highlight from childbirth tweeter Terra Carmichael:

“At the moment nothing went through my head. It was just like, ‘This is how I’m feeling and so this is going out there and if you don’t like it you don’t have to read it,’ ” she said. “Afterwards, I was like ‘I hope I wasn’t too gross or graphic.’”

If there is ever a moment during which “nothing is going through my head,” I promise not to share it with any of you. Cause it’s probably, well, not a good idea.

(See also. Ten bucks says Terra’s on there, too. Ten bucks!)

Poop Club

First rule of poop club is no talking about poop club.

I’m very, very grateful to have friends who know which stories about their kids are for sharing and which ones are not.

You are not all this lucky.

This blog is for you.

Manties

“Once you try a pair, you will wonder why you never tried them before.”

Indeed.