Yuri: I was at a meeting with a client on Friday. She told us that she had taken her 9 year old daughter to an Eagles game and that they were seated in front of some rowdy youths. Half way through the third quarter the girl says, “Mom, someone spilled beer on me. And it’s warm.”
Me: Um… pee?
Yuri: Yup.
Me: (gasps audibly.)
That’s a horrible story.
Though,
one time my dad took me to see the Celtics and some dude barfed on him. He was so drunk he didn’t even know he was barfing.
Yuri: God. That’s horrible.
Me: Just fell over in his chair, and it started pouring out.
Yuri: Yech.
Me: They had to remove him and put the sawdust down on the concrete floor and then we were able to sit down again.
It was awesome.
4 responses so far ↓
CraniumBoy // October 31, 2009 at 10:33 pm |
Wow. Awful. I’m glad I’m not a sports person.
jtabz // October 31, 2009 at 10:34 pm |
No, Mercurio–
Awesome. Didn’t you read to the end?
CraniumBoy // November 4, 2009 at 10:04 pm |
Are you using “awesome” in some new way? Like the kids who say something’s “sick” when it’s really great?
jtabz // November 4, 2009 at 10:07 pm |
Just good ol’ fashioned sarcasm.
Still one of my favorite devices, despite its old and dustiness.